Bavaria 0.0% – The Review

bavvySince I started doing Sober for October and raising some much deserved money for Macmillan, I’ve been trying a variety of non-alcoholic beverages – as you’d expect. Even though common sense and certain experiences tell me that it’s the ‘proper’ brews readers will¬† be more interested in, I thought it’d be a nice way to celebrate my ABV abstinence and open up a bit of a discussion on different ways to enjoy beer.

It’s an interesting proposition for me this. I know Bavaria lager quite well. It’s not bad. It’s often quite cheap, it ticks the refreshing taste boxes and also satisfies my quiet need to realign myself with my Dutch heritage. However, I didn’t know they had a no-alcohol version. With all this in mind, I can’t even say what my expectations were, other than that I thought they had a good chance of brewing a competent beer. I’ve cracked one open now, though, so let’s have a look.

Vital Stats

 

Look Well, the head went quickly, but I couldn’t say it was any different to other lagers I’ve had. It looks nice and lively, but it’s too pale for me. Especially the way it looks almost colourless at the edges, it strikes me as watery, which is a shame because it’s not. 4/10

Aroma It’s single dimensional, to be honest, but really nice. If you’ve ever been in a brewery and smelled that wet malt smell, then this beer’ll remind you of it. It’s this simple effectiveness that exemplifies why I’m so passionate about taste experiences. It manages to smell sweet, though, so it’s not all great. 7/10

Taste Straight off you get a wonderful malty mouthful, quite bready. There’s a very slight bitterness, only very slight though. Normally I’d say the lack of balance would be a bad thing, but it’s simply an enjoyable taste as it is. There’s quite a bit of sweetness, which isn’t good for me, and the mouthfeel’s odd. I can’t decide whether to commend it for managing to be creamy, or whether to condemn the strangely thin finish. Manages to classsily avoid the tacky metallic taste of non-alc lagers like Beck’s Blue. 6/10

Value ¬£2.50 for a pack of four seems like a great deal. Admittedly I might be guilty of judging it by regular alcoholic drink prices, but, to be honest, I don’t know how much it costs to brew both types of beverage, so I don’t know if I’m being ripped off or not haha! But no, I think for the taste and the amount, that’s a great price. 9/10

Session Well, I mean, you can fill your boots can’t you? I don’t know whether I should say this [I don’t want to put anyone off or criticise a company erroneously], but I feel a bit odd after drinking a lot of non-alcoholic beer. Almost light-headed… Anyway, I’m not going to go into all my symptoms because it’s boring to read and it might be an idiosyncrasy particular to me and no-one else. Still, I have to give it a 5/10. On paper it’s a great session drink, but not for me!

I really think you should try this, just to see what you think of the flavour. I think there’s a lot of promise, but quite a few unfortunate setbacks. I may be being a bit harsh here, but I’m giving it 62%.